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Post by Jackson 5 on Jun 9, 2006 21:09:57 GMT -5
You all see them on TV, the people that claim a product or service did them wonders, well we here at the Totes, we are no different. Here are some real life testimonials from members who have been helped by the Totes, and they arent paid actors!
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Post by Arterial Bondage on Jun 11, 2006 17:50:04 GMT -5
Yep, the Totes are great!...eh, wait a minute... Here are some real life testimonials from members who have been helped by the Totes, and they arent paid actors! You mean, we ain't gettin' paid for this?... Totes stink!!! ;D j/k Actually, the Totes are a kick ass way to make sure that you're on the top of the food chain in UD, which is definitely the place to be. I'll use myself as an example, when I joined the Totes, about 9 days ago, I was a level 1 zombie and today I'm a level 6 with 120 XP tryin to figure out what skill I want next (you'll find this is your biggest problem). Now, as a low level Feral Zed, consider the alternative...you could bust down barricades (even though you can't open the door), you could find an open building and get some slimy Ferals sloppy seconds (and that's if you're lucky), you could become a ZK'er and get half the XP you would get for killin' a HARMAN (not to mention now being on two hit lists), or you could give it up completely and become a Mrh? Cow (Heaven forbid). I'm no Donald Trump, but neither of those choices seem like a winning strategy for success in UD. Still not convinced? Well, look at it this way, I'm getting an average of between 60-65 XP a hunt and on 2 of the last 3 hunts I got between 70-75 XP ...Now I ask you, my low level Feral friend...how long does it take you to get that kind of XP? ...So what are ya waitin' for? Get going on your application and start livin undead life to its fullest...only, remember to stay in line, cuz' if ya don't Doc will turn his wheelchair around and fart on you and nothing's worse than that!
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Post by Dropkick O'Reilly on Jun 11, 2006 21:43:33 GMT -5
Ok, where do I start I Bite spontaniously appeared in Malton a little over a month ago. He was a level 1 zombie that wanted to go feral for a while. I being new to the game really hadn't given much thought about joining a hoard. I would go from feeding groan to feeding groan hoping to get anything that was left over from the feeding frenzy. I was enjoying the game but knew that I wasn't playing the game very well. So, I decided to log onto the now defunct Desensitised Board and try to find a group in my little part of Malton. Now, being a level 1 zed gave me only stiff arms and my hit ratio sucked majorly. I kept thinking to myself, what group would want somebody with a character like mine.....I can't hit for S H I T ! But, I saw that Lebende Tote was in the area and thought to my self," Hell, what's the worst that can happen, they could berate me like what happens on the Desensitised Board! I'll survive I emailed the group, and much to my surprise.....they said sure, head over to so and so building, we'll tear the barricades down for you and you gorge yourself on the survivors. I was thinking," OK, what's the catch"?There wasn't one. We did this over and over, night after night for the next 2 weeks. My zombie quickly went from a level 1 walker to a level 10..... in just 2 weeks!Never once, did anybody on the team tell me that I had to get a certain skill. If I had any questions, they have always been quick to answer them for me. This is a true team, no one member Lords over the others. This is a Democracy, and it works so well! Hell, now I'm even helping with the advancement of other newer members....tearing down the barricades for the newest of us, like the guys did for me. It's a real sense of belonging...I know that sounds corny, but it's true. Lebende Tote believes that it can only be as strong as it's weakest link. This group has some bold plans for it's future. If you want to be apart of those plans, just sign up. If you are going to play this game, play it to the fullest.
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Post by Uncle Elmo on Jun 25, 2006 2:44:33 GMT -5
The Lebende Totes rule.
It's just that simple. As really low leveled zombie, all I could do was munch on my fellow zombies, and the rare survivor (They were like leprechauns or something). I saw Doc's profile in my bookmarks about a month after I joined as a Fireman and was killed. I saw the Lebende Totes Forum URL, and went the wiki to read up on them. They weren't hated, and that looked good. I wasn't too keen about joining a group with about 20 people (Compare that the TCoR numbers), but I thought "What the hey!" made an account here, and was allowed inner board access. That just did it for me. I was truly contempt. After a while, I started to read the plans on the board, and followed them. I have risen about 3 levels in only 5 days. Think about what I could do with seven. The answer is not much. Actually, before I joined the totes, my zombie was a sort of side character. Now it's the one I love the most, mainly because I have no clue were Ron Burgundy is, and thats why my surviver is confused. Totes rule!
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Post by purusha on Jun 27, 2006 19:37:29 GMT -5
I spent the first 30 levels of my zed as a feral, feeding when I heard other's groans and once I maxed out my skills I would crack open buildings for others.
I'm really enjoying working with Totes now, since all my skills are maxxed I don't need to worry about getting exp for myself, I usually spend my APs scouting or cracking open new buildings so our most recently dead can use all their AP eating HARMAN BRAINZ!
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Post by loganzee on Aug 10, 2006 18:20:45 GMT -5
Urban Dead is my very first MMORPG. And boy did I suck at first. After ten days I had like 4 XP! 4! Feral, stupid and alone, barely able to hide or feed myself. I checked the Zombie Groups and found the Lebende Tote! Such a tasteful name for such depravity! In just a few short weeks: I am Level 5 and have lots of cool Zombie skillz, like Tangling Grasp. ;D Whats the LB secret? They care. Well, as much as HARMANZ!-feasting, rotting massed of insane flesh can care, but they care for little zombies and the Zombie Cause for sure. Not only did they smash down cades for me, break open harmanz head and the pull them into the street, the wonderful Tote Elders who had been combat revived will cleanse themselves of the nasty life by letting you eat them for XP! Wow! In short, JOIN THE LEBENDE TOTE NOW!! Your little zombie will be glad you did!!
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Post by conbane on Aug 12, 2006 10:37:26 GMT -5
The Totes have been good to me and they will be good to you to, its that simple. Everything you read above is actualy true and all these stories of the elders pulling people outside so the younglings can devour them are all spot on, thats how I came through.
10 levels in 2 months and thats only playing half of the time that I should because of boring real life. If your looking for teamwork and a decent bunch of folks to loiter around with waiting for the next tasty HARMANZ snack theres only one team to choose.
The Lebende Tote
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Post by zombbbo on Aug 18, 2006 5:50:05 GMT -5
Life as a Zombie's hard. There is something out there that is calling, it is stronger than death and it is the urge to slay and devour. But meals don't come easy. And you are a desperate shadow of your former self.
You can cheer up. There is hope even for rotting corpses. That hope has a name, a tag, ridden with fleas and sweet smell. Welcome to the Lebende Tote o young dead.
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Post by Zombie Newscaster on Aug 20, 2006 6:10:11 GMT -5
Totes kills OF members. ._.
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Post by Admin on Aug 21, 2006 7:16:17 GMT -5
Totes kills OF members. ._. And lots of other survivors, too. You guys aren't mad that the OF isn't the Totes' first target anymore, are you? Nowadays, the Totes usually killed Invisibles first. Until DORIS arrived... The new Totes haven't really looked to kill OFers. We didn't go out of our way. You are thinking of the old Totes. The new Totes can't help if you guys sleep in resource bldgs. "Will you bite the hand that feeds?" ;D
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Post by Zombie Newscaster on Aug 21, 2006 10:58:26 GMT -5
...out of something like 20 members, only 5 have been active. If you see any OFers, leave them last. Don't want the rare breeds to die out, would ya?
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Post by zombbbo on Aug 21, 2006 13:09:12 GMT -5
May I ask what OFers are? (ps: please delete if off topic!)
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Post by loganzee on Aug 21, 2006 15:13:13 GMT -5
Oblivion Folder, ....I think.
Check Zombie Newscaster's post on the General Board Zombbo.
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Post by Carl Panzram on Oct 6, 2006 17:07:35 GMT -5
I think when I joined the totes I was level three. I'd spent a brief period of time as a survivor till getting sick of all the HARMANZ! around. Whilst a feral I nearly starved. Wandering from groan to groan only to get there and find all the food gone. In a few short weeks as a tote I was much more powerful and I was eating well every night. Now I try to do the same for our younger members. Join us and see the difference for yourself. Making one kill can be satisfying but imagine cleaning out an entire building full of survivors or perhaps even an entire neighbourhood.
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Post by shreddedwraith on Nov 4, 2006 8:09:14 GMT -5
I can tell you that it really does work.! Try Lebende Tote, it comes in both biological for those pesky BRAINZ stains AND a new, improved non-bio formula for the more sensitive zombie - Keeps your whites WHITER than wh... Oh hang on, wrong product
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